On the parent who taught me to hem
A column from last September that produced the most letters of any Friday I have written.
Read the column →The greengrocer on the corner of my road sells parsley in tied bunches the size of a man's fist. I have been buying one a week for thirteen years, and I think I know what the bunch is for.
There is a greengrocer on the corner of my road. I know the owner's name — Colm — and I know that his father ran the shop before him, and his grandfather before that. None of this is distinctive; many streets in Dublin still have shops like it. What is distinctive is that Colm sells parsley in bunches the size of a man's fist, tied tight with plain kitchen twine, the stems cut to a single length.
The bunches are £1.20. They have been £1.20 since 2019, which I mention only because most things on my shopping list have not. He sells them alongside coriander, in slightly smaller bunches at the same price, and a loose heap of chives that he weighs when you ask.
I have been buying one bunch of parsley a week from Colm for about thirteen years. When I started, I was cooking out of reflex — I had moved into the flat, I needed to feed myself, and parsley was one of the three or four herbs my mother had used often enough that I recognised it by smell. Thirteen years later, I cook out of planning; I have a weekly menu that rotates through five or six dinner shapes; parsley appears in three of them. The bunch is for the week.
What I want to defend today is that weekly menu. I notice, reading the food press, that the concept of a weekly meal plan has drifted into disrepute — it is associated with a kind of suburban defeat, with frozen portions, with anxious notebooks on the fridge. I understand the suspicion. My own menu is suburban and has been written out on the same clipboard since 2016. It has defeated some things, including the Tuesday night on which I used to buy, out of dull exhaustion, a pork pie from the Spar across the road.
The menu has the effect of making a week's cooking cheaper, calmer and more various than a week's spontaneous cooking would be. It has the effect of letting Colm's parsley last exactly six meals before it turns at the stem. It has the effect of making me notice, on Sunday evenings, what is left over, and — more importantly — what is not.
I am not proposing that you adopt my menu, which is Dublin-specific and leans heavily on cabbage. I am proposing that you adopt some menu. Six meal shapes on a clipboard, assigned to days of the week, revised once a season. If you cook for someone other than yourself, they will notice within a month; they will complain for a week and then forget to mention it again.
Colm, meanwhile, will keep selling parsley by the quarter-pound, which is what the bunch works out to, though I have never asked him to confirm it and I do not want to. Some shops it is enough to be a regular at.
A column from last September that produced the most letters of any Friday I have written.
Read the column →Readers reported putting this one on the fridge. It is on my fridge too. A bean stew for Tuesdays.
Read the column →A short column from 2021 that I still think of as a small piece of non-fiction. I would not change a word.
Read the column →I cried over the coffee when I read this. I have been the neighbour, for a different street, and I thought no-one had noticed. They had — they just did not know how to tell me without embarrassing either of us, and I do not know how to be told. Perhaps next winter I will leave a loaf on a doorstep and see if it helps.
You are, in a small way, wrong about the 42. It has not been rerouted so much as truncated; the end of the run is now at the Park and the remaining three stops are served by a new local-authority service. I take both. They are not the same, but neither were you making them out to be.
I made the parsnip one. I do not eat soup. I am writing to say that I had two bowls, and then I had a third bowl the next day, cold, which is not something I will tell anyone in person but which, on reflection, you ought to know about.
This is the right decision. The restaurant column is a form that is almost always pretending, and reading you pretending was starting to be uncomfortable. Write about the parsley bunch and leave the restaurants to the people who can still be surprised by them.
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